Monday, June 27, 2011

Just another day at the library.

Jen: "Alex, the sign-in sheet says that you volunteered from 4:00 to 6:00, and you worked for 3 hours."
Alex: "Yeah."
Jen: "Which one is accurate?"
(long pause)
Alex: "I worked 3 hours, from 4:00 - 6:00."
Jen: "That's two hours, Alex."
Alex: "Four o'clock. Five o'clock. Six o'clock. 3 hours."
Jen: "No. Four to five is one hour. Five to six is one more hour.That's two hours, hon."
Alex: "You say I only worked two hours? No! I worked from 4:00 to 6:00!"
Alex is a high school senior.

I can make a very convincing fart noise by wiggling my toe around in my shoe. I like to make this noise in the middle of a crowded place and watch people look around trying to find the gassy one. Everyone wrinkles their noses and gives the people nearby suspicious looks. This keeps me entertained far longer than I should admit.

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