Monday, July 18, 2011

I used to do background checks for a living.

I kept a list of the best names I came across in court documents and résumés. 

Favorite Names:
1. Dick Woody
2. Marvel Outlaw
3. Kenneth Dolt
4. Dr. Superfine
5. In Sun Bang
6. Rugs Krapt
7. Gidget Lovingood
8. Charlotte Webb 

Best Job Titles:
1. Director of Fresh Beef Receiving
2. Vice President of Infection Discovery 

Best Street Name:
Skunk's Misery Road

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