|These gifts are perfect for the |
plant lover with a black thumb,
or girly dresser
on your shopping list.
Or for ME! Hi, Mom! I know you're reading this.
|Painfully expensive Olga Double-Breasted Coat|
|Girly! Pink Necklace Scarf by TextileMonster|
|Frist Center Membership, because if I am a member, I can take you there for free.|
|Bronte Sisters T-Shirt. Emily and Charlotte are reading Byronic Magazine, and Anne is sad cuz no one reads her books. NEED!!!!|
|Celine Bag. Or Celine Knockoff Bag. Or any pretty yellowish satchel.|
|Air plants look like cute baby dinosaurs. And they can live in your cubicle, or as centerpieces, or ANYWHERE.|
|This shorty jumper has pockets! And it's very, um, flattering.|
|I need a grinder. Coffee makes me strong. Strength crushes enemies.|
|Sleeping is nice. Sleeping on neat striped cotton sheets is nicer.|