Him: What do you do?
Me: I'm a librarian.
Him: Oh really. Where are your glasses?
Me: Four people at this party have already asked me that, Captain Original.
It's funny how strongly people associate my profession with poor eyesight. I'm one of those
|SPOILER ALERT: I LOVE THESE GLASSES FROM FIRMOO!|
As I shopped, I kept thinking What would Jackie Kennedy wear? I was craving something classic, but I couldn't decide between tortoiseshell or black frames. When I found these black frames with tortoiseshell arms, I was sold.